no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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