new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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