Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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