Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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