Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
How naked do you want me to be?
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