I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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