Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Someone came in the potted fern
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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