We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize