fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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