Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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