I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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