Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
