I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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