i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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