I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I cannot find my penis.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Even my vagina gasped.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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