We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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