is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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