Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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