She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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