I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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