dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The struggles of a small town man whore
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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