She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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