Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I need to calm my uterus...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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