Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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