Don't you send me to vm
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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