love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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