Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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