So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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