Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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