HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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