I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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