In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
