Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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