did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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