Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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