can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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