I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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