I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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