she was so not down for the gang bang
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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