if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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