but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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