we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would ride that face into the sunset
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
