White coat. Heels.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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