I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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