I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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