Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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