absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
