so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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