No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I know her cup size but not her name....
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