OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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