Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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