I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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