who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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