I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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