do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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