I wanna passion pit in your ass
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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