HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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