Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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