IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Randomize
