he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Randomize
