i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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