we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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